casasstrophe:

uncolorfulskittles:

aristophania:

hi:

on the bus with all my friends

out to dinner with all my friends

Maybe you guys should do things together

cant you see they both already have way too many friends to make new ones?

tagged: #oh fuck yeah #owl

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

(Source: theclearlydope)

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

(Source: voidfella)

tagged: #bird! #i love bird

importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

the-yolocaust:

clowis:

the-yolocaust:

i need like 40 more followers hell yeah

what do you need them for

were taking north korea by sundown

(Source: swarnpert)

nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

twinkslayer2007:

*lifts leg* yoga

(Source: dolphinboy89)

stability:

My mom bet me $25 I wouldn’t wear my jacket as pants into the hotel

Your mom is a fashion GENIUS

(Source: stability)

(Source: tattooedmafia)

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

nobodycars:

apocalys:

snickernoocle:

showers should play rain noises

its a shower. its literally water falling from above you. liquid life cascading down from the showerhead to wash over your disgusting body and cleanse you of all the filth your miserable life has gathered….

xdirtx:

I’m with you on this one Tina.

(Source: wholockedmerlin)